funny note...when i started this post i had just been dumped by my best friend and now, literally a year later, i just got my heart broken again....well, let's be honest here, as much as it feels like a broken heart it more of a devistating realization that what i had hoped to be amazing was just in my head...sometimes we fall in love with the idea of someone or something rather than the actual person. i thought he was different, turns out he is not....my father told me the other day he was talking to my uncle about being worried about me as the break up really messed me up...my uncle compared me to a cat and told him i will always jump back as i always do (i have no choice as i am too stubborn to actually give up on life)...and so i keep on trucking as i have to.....
1. you never have to be concerned if the only clean underwear you have are your period undies
2. the toilet seat is always at the proper down position
3. no one will give you shit if you feel like getting stoned in the bath tub
4. you don't have to go through the effort to hide it when you are pooping.
5. you have to worry about one less person
6. you got out before the shit got really deap and devistating
7. you now have time to hang out with your friends and dont have to hear some chum bitching about how you are always busy and dont have time for him...waaaaa fucking waaaa
8. you save $$$$....and dont have to keep covering dinner/lunch for some turd who makes more money than you but forgot to pay his bills but doesnt want to eat alone but also doesnt want to pay for you...
9. you dont have to say you are his mistress anymore because he never seemed to find the time to get divorced from his actual wife
10. you arent crying every time he hurts you anymore and that stabbing pain when it happens is now gone
11. you dont have to deal with someone literally talking over you to make his/her assinine comment heard over yours
12. you only have to smell your own farts (unless you gave the cat her favorite stinky cheese)
13. you can actually cook at home and someone appreciates it ( you)
14. you can get that super cheap massage from the weird neighbor guy without getting any shit
15. you can start crafting your christmas gifts as it is august and next thing you know...
16. you find out who your true friends are
17. you no longer have to be someones mom and thereapist
18. you are 100% back to being there for your friends
19. you arent eating as badly and might have an actual chance in losing weight (after the two months of constant chocolate eating of course)
20. you are getting more sleep as you arent up all night argueing with someone who refuses to be cognescent of his behavior and would rather fight all night than to admit he was being a jerk
21. you still have the food you bought in the fridge
22. you find your friends actual appreciate the funny and silly gifts you find for them
23. you arent embarassed by your drunk boyfriend who can not control his drinking behavior and irritates the crap out of your friends
24. you dont have to explain everything to someone who seems to have been locked in a cave forever
25. you dont have to listen to someones crappy xm radio station anymore
26. you can go see indie films without him bitching about how pretentious it was all night
27. NO FIGHTING ANYMORE!!!!!
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